Really, 2065 emails.
I threw my TV out over 15 years ago, & don't miss it.
I've smashed cell phones in embarrassing fits.
This computer is next.
The motor on this soul sucker seized.
I took it to the mechanic & in little more than a week he gave it back in running order.
I didn't miss it in the least!
I may be slow in returning emails or choose the easy way out.
I may commit a bit of the old ultra violence on either myself or the screen I am looking into.
This my be the end of your humble narrator.
Maybe in retirement I can follow thru with my idol threat, & rid myself of all these shackles.